A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

SACERDOTALIST, n. One who holds the belief that a clergyman is a priest. Denial of this momentous doctrine is the hardest challenge that is now flung into the teeth of the Episcopalian church by the Neo-Dictionarians.

Habit: A shackle for the free.

Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.