A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election".

The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.

HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.