A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.

Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.

INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.