Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly ("Musca maledicta"). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us.

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.