PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.

MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

Least said is soon disavowed.

Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.