Least said is soon disavowed.

SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.

Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.