TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election".

The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not.

LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males.