TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.

The wife, or bitter half.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.