TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.

I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.