INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.