CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.
IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.