Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.
The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.