FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

Advice, the smallest current coin.

MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.

Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.