A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

PLEBEIAN, n. An ancient Roman who in the blood of his country stained nothing but his hands. Distinguished from the Patrician, who was a saturated solution.

ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.

It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.

Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.