RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.
Ambrose BierceAn absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.
Ambrose BierceSpring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
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