If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.

Great people do things before they're ready...You might find out something about yourself that's really special and if you're not good, who cares? You tried something.

Ang Lee's been nominated for best director for "Life of Pi," which is what I'm going to call the six weeks after I take this dress off.

Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.

I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show).

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.