Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.

I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.

I think we should stop asking people in their 20s what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Instead of asking students to 'declare their major' we should ask students to 'list what they will do anything to avoid.' It just makes a lot more sense.

I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.

You become more attractive when you love yourself. You ATTRACT the right things when you have a sense of who you are.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

I get a little itchy if I don't have some control.