Everyone needs love, never hurt a living thing [and] donโt worry about the choices you make because everything will be fun because life is a closet filled with pool toys.
Amy PoehlerI have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too much about how I look or how I come across, so that can sometimes... You know, I like to play those kinds of deluded but fun characters.
Amy PoehlerI donโt really believe in cars, but I drive one every day and I love that it gets me places and makes life so much easier and faster and I donโt know what I would do without it.
Amy PoehlerStop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive.
Amy PoehlerI want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. (The American Apparel ads) I'm over this weird, exhausted girl. I'm over the girl that's tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls. I like people filled with life. I'm over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.
Amy Poehler