I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.