Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.

I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.