I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.

I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.

I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I won't want to do that. But, who knows?

I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.

I have gotten death threats - that was scary. But it just made me want to use my voice more.

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.