I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I won't want to do that. But, who knows?

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.

I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.