I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.

You shoot saltwater in your ass?

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.