I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.
Amy SchumerI may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.
Amy SchumerI only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
Amy SchumerI finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.
Amy Schumer