We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
Amy SchumerThe moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.
Amy SchumerI just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.
Amy SchumerI'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Amy Schumer