Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and I find it totally offensive.' And I'm like, 'Why, Kwan? That sounds awesome.' She's like, 'I'm offended because I'm Asian.' And I was just like, 'Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't even notice that. I thought you were just really tired.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride?

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.