I've got a terrible person in me just as much as anybody else, and I think - I like to think I also have a really good person in me.

You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.

The kids didn't call me Amy Schumer; they called me Amy Jewmer. One summer, I'll never forget this, all the kids took turns throwing handfuls of pennies at me. I know, I was like, 'Excuse me - this is awesome!

I want to make women laugh. I want to make them feel beautiful in their own skin. I want to empower them to use their voice and not apologize.

I've got a terrible person in me just as much as anybody else, and I think - I like to think I also have a really good person in me.

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.

I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead, they just play songs off their new album!