It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!

I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian, and people have so much aggression towards women. I don't really know where that comes from, but I feel a total responsibility, and I'm gonna do my part, to continue on the path that I'm on.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.

I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I've been like, "I don't have to wear a bra tonight." If you're going to be on camera, you have to get it together, but other than that, I am pretty lazy as a woman.