It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!

The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't afford.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I have gotten death threats - that was scary. But it just made me want to use my voice more.

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.