It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!

I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.

The truth is, whoever I've dated, if I've ever wanted to talk about them on stage, I've asked them first, and I've gotten their permission to tell a story or talk about them before I do it.

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'