I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.
Amy SchumerThe last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.
Amy SchumerI may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.
Amy SchumerWe had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
Amy Schumer