I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being like, 'Hey, I 69'd her on a cruise ship.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

Stand-up is not something that you're good at right away. You have to do it a ton. But, I think I got to shave a year off because I didn't have to get over stage fright.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.

I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.