Some crafts have been practiced for centuries. These crafts were created using skills passed from generation to generation, and were motivated by necessity such as baskets and pottery, or artistic expression, such as more baskets and more pottery. Today, there is a much more leisurely attitude toward crafting, and virtually anyone without a job and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters.
Amy SedarisA lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
Amy SedarisDon't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Amy SedarisBefore you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
Amy SedarisI like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
Amy Sedaris