I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.

If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.