You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.