Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

I like to be the one in charge of everything.

I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.