Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.