Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.