A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.