My characters always like themselves.

I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging them around my entire life, and then sometimes I marry them with different people. But seldom have I really come up with a new character. In my head it's like, "I'll pull that person out that I've been doing since sixth grade and see where they're at right now.".

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?