If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
Amy SedarisWhen I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
Amy SedarisI'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
Amy Sedaris