I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again.

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.