Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.