Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.