Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.