My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.