My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.