I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained.

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

Some crafts have been practiced for centuries. These crafts were created using skills passed from generation to generation, and were motivated by necessity such as baskets and pottery, or artistic expression, such as more baskets and more pottery. Today, there is a much more leisurely attitude toward crafting, and virtually anyone without a job and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters.

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.