I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.

If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.