I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.

I always find something to keep me busy.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris

Crafting, or 'making things,' has always been a delightful pastime of mine because it requires putting common elements together in order to achieve a lovely something that nobody needs.