I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.