You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

I am an aging Girl Scout.