although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
Amy SedarisI choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
Amy SedarisThat's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
Amy SedarisIt's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
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