I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.
Amy SedarisI did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
Amy SedarisI like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
Amy Sedaris