I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even when I'm offered work, I always want small parts. When it comes to things that other people have written, I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm terrible at memorizing a script and reading lines. I get confused and I don't understand and it just looks fake to me. It's more difficult for me to be creative that way.
Amy SedarisI like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
Amy SedarisDon't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
Amy SedarisAll my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
Amy Sedaris