Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.