Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.

Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.