Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.