I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.

I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.