We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.

Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.