We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I always find something to keep me busy.