Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.

I like to be the one in charge of everything.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.