Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

I'm not a first-place person.

I just hate the whole idea of labeling anything as a comedy. If you tell me something's funny, I'll want to rebel against it. When I go to a bookstore and see books categorized as humor, I get furious. Don't tell me that a book is funny. Let me decide if it's funny. It's the same with sitcoms. You call something a sitcom and people expect it to be funny. And that ruins everything.

I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.