I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.

If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I always find something to keep me busy.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.