I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.