If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.