When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.