Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
Amy SedarisThe moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
Amy SedarisUsually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
Amy SedarisI've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that's part of their charm.
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