I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
Amy SedarisI'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
Amy SedarisYou think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
Amy SedarisI always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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