Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
Amy SedarisWell I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
Amy SedarisGift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?
Amy SedarisMy father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Amy SedarisThey just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
Amy SedarisFire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.
Amy Sedaris