I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even when I'm offered work, I always want small parts. When it comes to things that other people have written, I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm terrible at memorizing a script and reading lines. I get confused and I don't understand and it just looks fake to me. It's more difficult for me to be creative that way.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.